Couple Costumes - Male!Philippines x Reader

You stared blankly at the cheerful, mango loving nation in front of you.

"…Juan."

"Yes ang aking mahal?"

You let out a sigh, followed by a glare, and later a face palm. "It is 6 in the morning, why the hell are you at my house and what the freaking hell are you wearing?"

"Aww aren't you a grumpy one in the morning?" He chuckled as he tapped your nose playfully.

You crossed your arms and growled. "Just answer the damn question. What are you wearing?"

"This?" Juan laughed and strutted boastfully. "Why, it's the latest trend in my place! Ano? Are you smitten by my sexiness? Uhuhuhuhuhuhu~"

You've been dating Juan, the personification of the Philippines, for three years. By now, you've grown accustomed to his weird and strange antics but this, this was just the icing on the cake. Your eyes scanned him up and down.

Juan was decked out in costume shaped like a star with many colorful and bold ornaments. In his place, they hanged star shaped lanterns that blinked with colorful lights in celebration of Christmas. He looked exactly like one, except life size.

Yes, there was a ginormous Patrick Star - bedazzled, sparkly, Filipino and Christmas version - standing on your front porch for the whole world to see.

The morning runners and early bird neighbors giggled and pointed at your boyfriend strutting up and down your driveway like an Abercrombie model. Shaking your head and letting out a hopeless sigh you slapped your palm onto your face for the fifth time this morning.

"Juan, what am I going to do with you?"

He turned around and gave you a thumbs up. "Don't worry bebe! You know how you like couple costumes so much?"

"Oh god please no-"

"TA DAAA!! I made one for you too! See? We're matching"



You face palmed yourself six times that morning.